Bookstore to buy back textbooks at full price for first ten students
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Bookstore to buy back textbooks at full price for first ten students

A full refund will be issued to the first ten students who return their textbooks…

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UMBC offers doomsday preparation degree this coming fall
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UMBC offers doomsday preparation degree this coming fall

According to the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, it is now “two minutes to midnight,”…

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UMBC Dining Services to shut down late night meal slot on Fridays and Saturdays
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UMBC Dining Services to shut down late night meal slot on Fridays and Saturdays

UMBC dining services released a statement saying that in the upcoming fall semester there will…

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Gaming rigs are replacing all campus computers

UMBC students have complained about the slowness of computers in the library, the Engineering Building,…

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UMBC campus shaken by professor who declares: “I don’t really care”
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UMBC campus shaken by professor who declares: “I don’t really care”

The UMBC campus was shaken recently by the realization that sometimes professors just do not…

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The Retriever to cut student life section; former writers to be fed to sharks
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The Retriever to cut student life section; former writers to be fed to sharks