CNN, Trump and the freedom of the press
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CNN, Trump and the freedom of the press

The First Amendment of the United States Constitution, especially the section regarding “freedom of speech,” has been a subject of contention in the modern political landscape. The amendment prevents…

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Going to Professors’ office hours strengthens the UMBC community
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Going to Professors’ office hours strengthens the UMBC community

Professors’ office hours are meant to help students improve their academic skill by granting a medium to talk to faculty outside of a large group. Through direct conversations…

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UMBC no-light policy met with excitement
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UMBC no-light policy met with excitement

This is a work of satire. In a blazing new approach to the pursuit of protecting the environment, UMBC has decided to shut off all of its lights…

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Weekend late night is a step in the right direction
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Weekend late night is a step in the right direction

Since time immemorial, UMBC students have lamented the atmosphere on campus during the weekend. The list of complaints ranges from a dearth of options for dining to the…

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Plagues from ancient gods continue to haunt UMBC

Students have invoked the wrath of vengeful spirits frustrated with their indulgent lifestyles.

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Plagues from ancient gods continue to haunt UMBC

This is a work of satire. Over 130,000 years ago, an ancient cousin to modern humanity swam across the ocean and found themselves in what is referred to…

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How having free contraceptives on campus is benefiting students
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How having free contraceptives on campus is benefiting students

As adults, it is students’ personal responsibility to engage in smart decision making, and one smart decision is to be wise when it comes to using contraceptives. According…

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